Sunday, 19 May 2013

Jenno's Gangs Rampaging

Jennospot 96 Jenno's Gangs Rampaging

Last week Oi wrote fer yew about as 'ow there are some gangs in moi village o' Widdlin'ton, an' as 'ow Peter St John was makin' a picture book about 'em. Well the book is out now, so Oi c'n show yew 'ere wot the cover looks loike. Actually P St J 'as 'ad the cheek ter put 'is noime on the cover, but jus' between yew an' me, if'n it weren't fer moi 'elp there wouldn't 'ardly be no book, 'cos Oi 'ad ter keep a-tellin' 'im wot ter put. Besides, if'n yew took me out of the book there wouldn't be much left, would there; if'n yew see wot Oi mean.

Any'ow, the book is out an' rampagin' around now. Leastways, if'n it ain't rampagin', it jolly well ought ter be, 'cos it ain't ev'ry day where yew get a whole lot o' village gangs all tergevver under one cover, so ter speak. Cripes, there's enough rough stuff goin' on where they're separated inter their territories, never moind when they're squashed tergevver in a little book.

Wot's more, it ain't moi fault if some of 'em don't get along. People are jus' loike that: They're perfec'ly able not ter loike one anovver fer no good reason at all. But when yew fink that in Widdlin'ton there are lots o' real good reaons fer not getting' along well wot c'n yew expect…?

O' 'corse Oi get on pretty good wiv most ev'rybody, 'cept "Slug" Snaylor natch, an' that there Heebie Jeebie Phoebe at the Post Office. Yew can't count Bill Bates, wot 'elps 'is dad at the butchers, Oi mean, 'ee's jus' thick, an' 'is two off-siders are pretty much non compos mentis an' all. Oi ain't a-goin' ter mention J.J. 'cos 'ee's moi gang leader in the Pepper Mill Lane, but Oi reckon as 'ow fings would be better between us if'n 'ee 'ad a bit more respect fer girls, 'specially fer girls loike me. Any'ow, Oi reckon as 'ow Oi've made moi point, 'cos Oi'm real easy ter get on wiv if'n yew treat me roight. See wot Oi mean…?

Any'ow, if'n yew'd loike ter know a bit more about all that, yew c'd take a look at moi book "Jenno's Gangs" (even though P St J 'as put 'is noime on the cover). It only costs 99 cents, wot ain't dear seein' as 'ow it's got lots o' pictures in it.

It's on Smashwords (cripes, makes me fink o' people arguin' over a traffic collision). All yew got ter do is jus' click on an' then yew c'n be rampagin' along wiv the best of 'em.

'Appy rampagin'.

Luv from Jenno…


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